Re: Underground

[Yugi Mutou]

So.... anyone want to duel?

no but its time to spin some rhymes

Bring it on Jaden! Wait what?

play the music!

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

"who ever spits the best rhymes duelist in the world, be the king of games you know homie i got you beat but dont be lame, this is serious your title says you have to, if you decline by default i beat you. yugi i hope your ready this is gonna be heavy and i know you might think its unnecessary but thats tough suck it up its something you gotta do or you can leave and lose your throne its up to you"

Oh, you think you're hot shit huh? Ok check this out.

(Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch
Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up)
I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog,
I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog.
Hey what you say Ja,
O.K., your repartee's cliché,
Forget trading cards,
You should just take up ballet,
You want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "bitch please".
The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's.
So play the damn card punk, 'cause its time to throw down.
I’m glad it’s one on one because all your friends are clowns.
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace,
When I duel your punk ass right out of this place.
(Overlapping Voices) My name is Yugi Moto
(Your show's really lame)
Each episode's the same, yes they are.
Now get yourself set to be ashamed
By the king of games.
(gggaaammmeeesss)

alright that was tight, but let me lay something fresh on you

Uh, Jaden, you're not black.

[Veneziano Vargas]

Ok, here's a brilliant idea. There's a giant pit over there. Why don't you jump into it? It has cake, and girls, and... Cars. You like cars, don't you?

*drops baby America*
Well, yes, I do like cars. Did you know that I nearly gave Japan a heart attack when I drove him around in my red Fiat? It was so much fun! Want me to drive you in my Fiat? I'm sure you'll have as much fun as Japan! How about a hug?

[Wheatley]

Did you know that there is pasta in that pit too? And look! there's Germany! You probably cant see him from here, so you should jump down.

[Romano Vargas]

Did you say Germany?! YES! NOW I CAN DESTROY THAT DAMN POTATO BASTARD! *jumps into hole*

[Jaden Yuki]

So.... anyone want to duel?

no but its time to spin some rhymes

Bring it on Jaden! Wait what?

play the music!

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

"who ever spits the best rhymes duelist in the world, be the king of games you know homie i got you beat but dont be lame, this is serious your title says you have to, if you decline by default i beat you. yugi i hope your ready this is gonna be heavy and i know you might think its unnecessary but thats tough suck it up its something you gotta do or you can leave and lose your throne its up to you"

Oh, you think you're hot shit huh? Ok check this out.

(Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch
Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up)
I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog,
I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog.
Hey what you say Ja,
O.K., your repartee's cliché,
Forget trading cards,
You should just take up ballet,
You want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "bitch please".
The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's.
So play the damn card punk, 'cause its time to throw down.
I’m glad it’s one on one because all your friends are clowns.
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace,
When I duel your punk ass right out of this place.
(Overlapping Voices) My name is Yugi Moto
(Your show's really lame)
Each episode's the same, yes they are.
Now get yourself set to be ashamed
By the king of games.
(gggaaammmeeesss)

alright that was tight, but let me lay something fresh on you

Uh, Jaden, you're not black.

your about to witness me being absolutely flawless the best kind of duelist youll ever see im being honest im the hardest the most purest known artist
oh and fyi yugi
ive been taking ballet six years regardless
but let me lay something fresh dog what im gonna do im gonna tell you thats a 100% true your not the king of games no sorry not you its your winning cheatin friend thats stuck inside you your a lazy sucka he does all the work for you then you claim all the fame for all the shit he do what cha even doing being inside him anyway? everyone agrees thats pretty gay

[Romano Vargas]

*lands in hole*
DAMN IT! HE ISN'T HERE!

[Yami Yugi]

So.... anyone want to duel?

no but its time to spin some rhymes

Bring it on Jaden! Wait what?

play the music!

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

"who ever spits the best rhymes duelist in the world, be the king of games you know homie i got you beat but dont be lame, this is serious your title says you have to, if you decline by default i beat you. yugi i hope your ready this is gonna be heavy and i know you might think its unnecessary but thats tough suck it up its something you gotta do or you can leave and lose your throne its up to you"

Oh, you think you're hot shit huh? Ok check this out.

(Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch
Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up)
I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog,
I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog.
Hey what you say Ja,
O.K., your repartee's cliché,
Forget trading cards,
You should just take up ballet,
You want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "bitch please".
The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's.
So play the damn card punk, 'cause its time to throw down.
I’m glad it’s one on one because all your friends are clowns.
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace,
When I duel your punk ass right out of this place.
(Overlapping Voices) My name is Yugi Moto
(Your show's really lame)
Each episode's the same, yes they are.
Now get yourself set to be ashamed
By the king of games.
(gggaaammmeeesss)

alright that was tight, but let me lay something fresh on you

Uh, Jaden, you're not black.

your about to witness me being absolutely flawless the best kind of duelist youll ever see im being honest im the hardest the most purest known artist
oh and fyi yugi
ive been taking ballet six years regardless
but let me lay something fresh dog what im gonna do im gonna tell you thats a 100% true your not the king of games no sorry not you its your winning cheatin friend thats stuck inside you your a lazy sucka he does all the work for you then you claim all the fame for all the shit he do what cha even doing being inside him anyway? everyone agrees thats pretty gay

You know something Jaden? I don’t think you know who you're dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in.

I'm the mothaflippin'
King of Games.
My hair's spiked
And my pants are really tight,
And I'm sexy (I'm sexy).
If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend
Cuz my Dark Magic Attack'll drive you straight round the bend.
I got God Cards I won from Battle City,
Don’t believe me?
Listen carefully to this ditty.
And by the by your cards are sh*tty,
And so’s your show.
Watch what happens when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh.

(hit it dave!): They call me the… Celtic Guardian, my lyrics will blow your cranium ………umm……uh……

Oh come on, Dave.

(dave!) I'm thinking……um……uhhh…

Ugh, and he wonders why I never summon him.

Hang on here, I think I got it.
They call me the Celtic Guardian,
Stronger than titanium,
Sharp as a comedian,
Here I am sold out all the stadiums.
I'm not a lower class dueling monster,
Where did you get that ridiculous con-cep-tion?
(starts talking normally)
Did the Blue-Eyes White Dragon tell you that? Fuck the Blue-Eyes White Dragon! Seriously.

My Trap and Spell Cards they don’t make sense,
Because their card descriptions are so immense.
And if you duel with me it won't be tense.
Because against my monsters you've no defense.
My cards are so potent I might seem conceited,
In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated.
Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places,
But who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces.
Other duelists diss me,
Say my cards are sissy.
(starts talking normally)
Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why?
There’s nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl,
And only real men use Watapon!
(starts to rap again)
Jaden let's face it, you're second best,
I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!
Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh,
Hey, ho.
I'm the mothaflippin'…

Joey: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Téa: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Tristan: Who’s the mothaflippin'?

I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
…MOTHAFLIPPIN'!

[Wheatley]

See, your brother and Germany are in that hole! With lots of pasta!

[Romano Vargas]

*tries to climb out of the hole*
GRR! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!

[Kyra Xyrespace]

*Takes back Baby America and leaves.*

"Idiots."

[Wheatley]

You know what, here's a rope.
*Drops a rope into the hole*
Enjoy!

[Lithuania Laurinaitis]

"B...B...be careful. It's just a baby." Walks to Kyra

[Romano Vargas]

DAMN YOU! YOU MORON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DANGLE IT FROM THE TOP!

[Wheatley]

Oh I'm sorry.
*Dangles a 2 foot rope from the top*
Happy?

[Romano Vargas]

I'M NOT A MIDGET! HOW THE HELL WILL I USE THIS DAMN ROPE?

[Jaden Yuki]

So.... anyone want to duel?

no but its time to spin some rhymes

Bring it on Jaden! Wait what?

play the music!

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

"who ever spits the best rhymes duelist in the world, be the king of games you know homie i got you beat but dont be lame, this is serious your title says you have to, if you decline by default i beat you. yugi i hope your ready this is gonna be heavy and i know you might think its unnecessary but thats tough suck it up its something you gotta do or you can leave and lose your throne its up to you"

Oh, you think you're hot shit huh? Ok check this out.

(Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch
Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up)
I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog,
I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog.
Hey what you say Ja,
O.K., your repartee's cliché,
Forget trading cards,
You should just take up ballet,
You want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "bitch please".
The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's.
So play the damn card punk, 'cause its time to throw down.
I’m glad it’s one on one because all your friends are clowns.
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace,
When I duel your punk ass right out of this place.
(Overlapping Voices) My name is Yugi Moto
(Your show's really lame)
Each episode's the same, yes they are.
Now get yourself set to be ashamed
By the king of games.
(gggaaammmeeesss)

alright that was tight, but let me lay something fresh on you

Uh, Jaden, you're not black.

your about to witness me being absolutely flawless the best kind of duelist youll ever see im being honest im the hardest the most purest known artist
oh and fyi yugi
ive been taking ballet six years regardless
but let me lay something fresh dog what im gonna do im gonna tell you thats a 100% true your not the king of games no sorry not you its your winning cheatin friend thats stuck inside you your a lazy sucka he does all the work for you then you claim all the fame for all the shit he do what cha even doing being inside him anyway? everyone agrees thats pretty gay

You know something Jaden? I don’t think you know who you're dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in.

I'm the mothaflippin'
King of Games.
My hair's spiked
And my pants are really tight,
And I'm sexy (I'm sexy).
If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend
Cuz my Dark Magic Attack'll drive you straight round the bend.
I got God Cards I won from Battle City,
Don’t believe me?
Listen carefully to this ditty.
And by the by your cards are sh*tty,
And so’s your show.
Watch what happens when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh.

(hit it dave!): They call me the… Celtic Guardian, my lyrics will blow your cranium ………umm……uh……

Oh come on, Dave.

(dave!) I'm thinking……um……uhhh…

Ugh, and he wonders why I never summon him.

Hang on here, I think I got it.
They call me the Celtic Guardian,
Stronger than titanium,
Sharp as a comedian,
Here I am sold out all the stadiums.
I'm not a lower class dueling monster,
Where did you get that ridiculous con-cep-tion?
(starts talking normally)
Did the Blue-Eyes White Dragon tell you that? Fuck the Blue-Eyes White Dragon! Seriously.

My Trap and Spell Cards they don’t make sense,
Because their card descriptions are so immense.
And if you duel with me it won't be tense.
Because against my monsters you've no defense.
My cards are so potent I might seem conceited,
In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated.
Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places,
But who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces.
Other duelists diss me,
Say my cards are sissy.
(starts talking normally)
Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why?
There’s nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl,
And only real men use Watapon!
(starts to rap again)
Jaden let's face it, you're second best,
I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!
Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh,
Hey, ho.
I'm the mothaflippin'…

Joey: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Téa: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Tristan: Who’s the mothaflippin'?

I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
…MOTHAFLIPPIN'!

My hair looks like a Kuriboh!

[Wheatley]

I don't know, why don't you eat it?

[Yami Yugi]

So.... anyone want to duel?

no but its time to spin some rhymes

Bring it on Jaden! Wait what?

play the music!

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

"who ever spits the best rhymes duelist in the world, be the king of games you know homie i got you beat but dont be lame, this is serious your title says you have to, if you decline by default i beat you. yugi i hope your ready this is gonna be heavy and i know you might think its unnecessary but thats tough suck it up its something you gotta do or you can leave and lose your throne its up to you"

Oh, you think you're hot shit huh? Ok check this out.

(Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch
Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up)
I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog,
I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog.
Hey what you say Ja,
O.K., your repartee's cliché,
Forget trading cards,
You should just take up ballet,
You want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "bitch please".
The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's.
So play the damn card punk, 'cause its time to throw down.
I’m glad it’s one on one because all your friends are clowns.
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace,
When I duel your punk ass right out of this place.
(Overlapping Voices) My name is Yugi Moto
(Your show's really lame)
Each episode's the same, yes they are.
Now get yourself set to be ashamed
By the king of games.
(gggaaammmeeesss)

alright that was tight, but let me lay something fresh on you

Uh, Jaden, you're not black.

your about to witness me being absolutely flawless the best kind of duelist youll ever see im being honest im the hardest the most purest known artist
oh and fyi yugi
ive been taking ballet six years regardless
but let me lay something fresh dog what im gonna do im gonna tell you thats a 100% true your not the king of games no sorry not you its your winning cheatin friend thats stuck inside you your a lazy sucka he does all the work for you then you claim all the fame for all the shit he do what cha even doing being inside him anyway? everyone agrees thats pretty gay

You know something Jaden? I don’t think you know who you're dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in.

I'm the mothaflippin'
King of Games.
My hair's spiked
And my pants are really tight,
And I'm sexy (I'm sexy).
If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend
Cuz my Dark Magic Attack'll drive you straight round the bend.
I got God Cards I won from Battle City,
Don’t believe me?
Listen carefully to this ditty.
And by the by your cards are sh*tty,
And so’s your show.
Watch what happens when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh.

(hit it dave!): They call me the… Celtic Guardian, my lyrics will blow your cranium ………umm……uh……

Oh come on, Dave.

(dave!) I'm thinking……um……uhhh…

Ugh, and he wonders why I never summon him.

Hang on here, I think I got it.
They call me the Celtic Guardian,
Stronger than titanium,
Sharp as a comedian,
Here I am sold out all the stadiums.
I'm not a lower class dueling monster,
Where did you get that ridiculous con-cep-tion?
(starts talking normally)
Did the Blue-Eyes White Dragon tell you that? Fuck the Blue-Eyes White Dragon! Seriously.

My Trap and Spell Cards they don’t make sense,
Because their card descriptions are so immense.
And if you duel with me it won't be tense.
Because against my monsters you've no defense.
My cards are so potent I might seem conceited,
In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated.
Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places,
But who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces.
Other duelists diss me,
Say my cards are sissy.
(starts talking normally)
Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why?
There’s nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl,
And only real men use Watapon!
(starts to rap again)
Jaden let's face it, you're second best,
I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!
Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh,
Hey, ho.
I'm the mothaflippin'…

Joey: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Téa: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Tristan: Who’s the mothaflippin'?

I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
…MOTHAFLIPPIN'!

My hair looks like a Kuriboh!

I think you'll find it does.

[Jaden Yuki]

does not!

[Yami Yugi]

does too!

[Jaden Yuki]

does not!

[Yami Yugi]

Does too times ten!

[Jaden Yuki]

ok you asked for it, i summon elemental hero bursti... AHHH!

[Slender Man]

.............

[Yami Yugi]

So.... anyone want to duel?

no but its time to spin some rhymes

Bring it on Jaden! Wait what?

play the music!

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

"who ever spits the best rhymes duelist in the world, be the king of games you know homie i got you beat but dont be lame, this is serious your title says you have to, if you decline by default i beat you. yugi i hope your ready this is gonna be heavy and i know you might think its unnecessary but thats tough suck it up its something you gotta do or you can leave and lose your throne its up to you"

Oh, you think you're hot shit huh? Ok check this out.

(Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch
Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up)
I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog,
I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog.
Hey what you say Ja,
O.K., your repartee's cliché,
Forget trading cards,
You should just take up ballet,
You want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "bitch please".
The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's.
So play the damn card punk, 'cause its time to throw down.
I’m glad it’s one on one because all your friends are clowns.
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace,
When I duel your punk ass right out of this place.
(Overlapping Voices) My name is Yugi Moto
(Your show's really lame)
Each episode's the same, yes they are.
Now get yourself set to be ashamed
By the king of games.
(gggaaammmeeesss)

alright that was tight, but let me lay something fresh on you

Uh, Jaden, you're not black.

your about to witness me being absolutely flawless the best kind of duelist youll ever see im being honest im the hardest the most purest known artist
oh and fyi yugi
ive been taking ballet six years regardless
but let me lay something fresh dog what im gonna do im gonna tell you thats a 100% true your not the king of games no sorry not you its your winning cheatin friend thats stuck inside you your a lazy sucka he does all the work for you then you claim all the fame for all the shit he do what cha even doing being inside him anyway? everyone agrees thats pretty gay

You know something Jaden? I don’t think you know who you're dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in.

I'm the mothaflippin'
King of Games.
My hair's spiked
And my pants are really tight,
And I'm sexy (I'm sexy).
If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend
Cuz my Dark Magic Attack'll drive you straight round the bend.
I got God Cards I won from Battle City,
Don’t believe me?
Listen carefully to this ditty.
And by the by your cards are sh*tty,
And so’s your show.
Watch what happens when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh.

(hit it dave!): They call me the… Celtic Guardian, my lyrics will blow your cranium ………umm……uh……

Oh come on, Dave.

(dave!) I'm thinking……um……uhhh…

Ugh, and he wonders why I never summon him.

Hang on here, I think I got it.
They call me the Celtic Guardian,
Stronger than titanium,
Sharp as a comedian,
Here I am sold out all the stadiums.
I'm not a lower class dueling monster,
Where did you get that ridiculous con-cep-tion?
(starts talking normally)
Did the Blue-Eyes White Dragon tell you that? Fuck the Blue-Eyes White Dragon! Seriously.

My Trap and Spell Cards they don’t make sense,
Because their card descriptions are so immense.
And if you duel with me it won't be tense.
Because against my monsters you've no defense.
My cards are so potent I might seem conceited,
In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated.
Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places,
But who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces.
Other duelists diss me,
Say my cards are sissy.
(starts talking normally)
Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why?
There’s nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl,
And only real men use Watapon!
(starts to rap again)
Jaden let's face it, you're second best,
I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!
Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh,
Hey, ho.
I'm the mothaflippin'…

Joey: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Téa: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Tristan: Who’s the mothaflippin'?

I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
…MOTHAFLIPPIN'!

My hair looks like a Kuriboh!

I think you'll find it does.

does not!

does too!

does not!

Does too times ten!

ok you asked for it, i summon elemental hero bursti... AHHH!

Huh. Yusei, what are you doing here?

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