Re: North Italy

**Francis Bonnefoy** 8/24/2012, 19:13

Hmph. There's no way Austria can destroy me! For all England knows, he could have a concussion!

**Arthur Kirkland** 8/24/2012, 19:16

Yes. I need to have a word with him. He has a plane, and I need an escort to Austria.
Arthur notices his car near the woods.
Oh, that's where it was. I parked it in the middle of bloody nowhere!
Arthur looks back at Kyra as he walks towards his car.
Would you like to come? America is an awfully long walk from here.

Kyra Xyrespace 8/24/2012, 19:19

"Awfully long walk? Let's try 'over an ocean'," I say as I immediately hop in. "Oops. Wrong side." I scoot into the passengers.

**Arthur Kirkland** 8/24/2012, 19:20

Arthur chuckles at Kyra's remark and closes the door. He puts the key in the ignition and heads for America.

**Romano Vargas** 8/24/2012, 19:46

Romano sits down and buries his head in his knees. His mouth quivers as he tries not to cry. Veneziano's words had been very hurtful, even to him.

**Lili Zwingli** 8/24/2012, 20:27

Lili walks over to Romano and sits down next to him.
Are-Are you okay? You look sad!

**Romano Vargas** 8/25/2012, 20:25

Romano's voice is muffled from in between his legs.
"Go away."

**Francis Bonnefoy** 8/25/2012, 20:34

France walks over to Romano and points at him in a fit of laughing.
HA HA! What's the matter, douche? Lost all your tomatoes?

**Romano Vargas** 8/25/2012, 21:03

Romano gets up and chokes France.
YOU BASTARD! DAMMIT! DON'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN?!

**Francis Bonnefoy** 9/17/2012, 17:01

NO! LET-GO-MY-THROAT! CAN'T-BREATHE! URGH!
Francis struggles to pull Romano loose.

zerowing21 10/8/2012, 20:16

Laila walks up to Italy's house, pounding rather rudely on his door.

**Veneziano Vargas** 10/8/2012, 23:34

Vee?
Veneziano opens the door and opens his eyes.
Ciao, bella! Do you want to go on a date?

zerowing21 10/8/2012, 23:37

Laila using a the glare she learned from her elder brother, she stares icily at Italy. "Why would I date such a hard headed dimwit like yourself. I want to know if you have seen Germany and why do you have pasta sauce on your face?"

**Veneziano Vargas** 10/8/2012, 23:40

VEEEE! SCARY BELLA! GERMANY PROBABLY LEFT TO GERMANY TO PLAY WITH HIS NEW B.F.F., PRUSSIA! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
Veneziano waves a custom-made white flag at Laila.

zerowing21 10/8/2012, 23:45

Laila grabs the white flag and rips it in half.

**Veneziano Vargas** 10/8/2012, 23:47

VEEEE!! I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT ONE! I'D RATHER MY FLAG THAN ME, THOUGH! PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE SWITZERLAND!

zerowing21 10/8/2012, 23:52

"Do not compare me to the spendthrift Italy. Now if you will excuse me I have to see Liechtenstein about something." Laila walks away after speaking rather coldly.

**Veneziano Vargas** 10/8/2012, 23:55

Vee! She was scary! I hope she doesn't come back and hit me! I wonder what spendthrift means?

**Oranda Netherlands** 10/9/2012, 00:12

Oranda steps between Romano and Francis and knocks them both down.
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! GAHAHA! YOU TWO WILL BE MY FIRST PEASANTS, SO BE EXCITED!

**Francis Bonnefoy** 10/9/2012, 00:14

Francis massages his throat, which has a few marks on it.
No, merci.

**Romano Vargas** 10/9/2012, 00:16

Romano laughs.
If me, my fratello, the potato-bastard, and Japan can't take over the world, what makes you think YOU can?

**Oranda Netherlands** 10/9/2012, 00:21

Because I'm not those failed excuses of countries!
Oranda whips Francis and Romano's backs with his sticks, takes them by the collar, and drags them to the nearest mall.
Maid outfit time!

**Francis Bonnefoy** 10/9/2012, 00:24

Although I will admit I look beautiful crossdressed, I won't be forced to. Le kick!
Francis attempts to kick Oranda in the face.

**Romano Vargas** 10/9/2012, 00:25

Fratello, erh, maybe we should just let this bastard dress us? He could kill us, you know!

**Oranda Netherlands** 10/9/2012, 00:28

Oranda grins at Romano.
You're on the right track! Good boy! Maybe we can try and attack Fort Sealand first, then.

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