Veneziano's Abitazione

[Romano Vargas]

This is Veneziano's house. Be careful, it isn't very tidy. It appears someone has to do the dishes, as there is a mountain of sauce-covered dishes in the sink.

[Veneziano Vargas]

Veneziano approaches his abitazione and stops walking, causing Germany, whom had been following close behind, to walk into his back.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

HEY! Watch where you're going, you fool!

[Veneziano Vargas]

Veneziano glances over his shoulder at Ludwig, shocked he had been following him.
Ve~, Germany! I'm sorry, I didn't know you'd been following me! Where do you want to go?
Veneziano gives him an oversized grin.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Ludwig steps back and angrily massages his nose.
THE INFIRMARY!

[Veneziano Vargas]

Oh, Germany, the infirmary won't help! Pasta will! How about we go to the local Italian restaurant so I can put some pasta on your nose?

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Ludwig wished he hadn't said anything.
Er... I meant Switzerland, so we could go sightseeing or something.

[Veneziano Vargas]

Ve~, are you sure? Your nose is beginning to swell!

[zerowing21]

Ortu wanting to play a joke on Italy sets up a small catapult with fresh pasta on it outside his house. He runs off a fair distance and places a call on his cell. The phone rings a few times

[Veneziano Vargas]

Veneziano begins to hear his cell phone ring.
I wonder who could that be? I'll be right back Germany!
Veneziano runs into his abitazione to pick up his cell phone.

[zerowing21]

Ortu uses a think Italian accent, "There is a nice pasta dish waiting for you just outside your front door. It has everything you like in such a dish." He tries not to laugh.

[Veneziano Vargas]

Veneziano gasps and drops his phone.
PASTAAAAAAAA~!
Running over to the dish set at his door with his arms outstrectched, he steps on the catapult and the pasta quickly flies into his face.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

You idiot. Why on earth would you ever drop your cell phone? It's probably in pieces now!
Ludwig picks up Veneziano's cell phone, which was in fact, in pieces. He doesn't notice Veneziano's face was covered with pasta.

[zerowing21]

Ortu bursts out laughing as pasta, the sauce and meatballs slide down Italy's face. "I wish I had video taped this!" Ortu's laugh becomes louder and louder.

[Veneziano Vargas]

Veneziano begins to slurp some pasta off his face and realizes Ludwig is still behind him, fidgeting with his cell phone.
"Oh no! If Germany sees me like this then he'll think I'm a pasta-loving coward and break the pinky promise oath we made and abandon me and we won't be best friends forever anymore! I have to get cleaned up right away!"
Veneziano runs to his bagno and washes his face in the shower.

[zerowing21]

Ortu frowns, "Lidwig had to ruin the fun. He wouldn't know how to have fun if it stood in front of him." Ortu then grins.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Who the hell was that laughing just now?
Ludwig begins looking around.

[zerowing21]

Ortu gulps and ducks behind a bush.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Ludwig, hearing the small rattle of leaves at the bush, veers his attention to the bush and looks at it suspiciously. He shrugs and figures it is just passing wind and returns to fiddling with Veneziano's cell phone.

[zerowing21]

Ortu pops his head out of the push, "Now I need to prank Germany. I just need to find a keg of beer."

[Romano Vargas]

A small coupon book for Kvickly Supermarket advertising assortments of beers and wine flies by.

[zerowing21]

Ortu grabs it and look at it. "This is perfect. To Denmark!" Ortu jumps from the bush and travels to Denmark.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Dammit, this dummkopf phone is unfixable.
Ludwig throws the phone into the bushes and looks for Veneziano.
Huh? Where the hell did he go? I thought he enjoyed my company. Oh well, I should be leaving for my place now, I am frustrated and probably need some beer.
Ludwig travels to Germany.

[Veneziano Vargas]

Veneziano finishes his shower, gets dressed, and heads back outside. To his dismay, Ludwig is gone. He bursts into tears.
VEEEEH! GERMANY, WHERE DID YOU GO?!

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