Ludwig's house

[Romano Vargas]

This is Ludwig's house, even though Prussia lives here as well. Prussia also has his own house, as he feels he is so awesome, he needs two houses. Make sure you knock.

[zerowing21]

Ortu arrives some distance away, setting the truck up to be found. It just happened to have Denmark's drivers License inside. He gets to work on placing the beer into another container and setting it to spray all over Germany when he answers his door.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

That stupid phone! I put way too much effort into fixing it! It's all ITALY'S fault for being an idiot and tossing his phone to who-the-hell-knows-where!
Ludwig frowns and sits on the bench near the bushes outside his house.

[zerowing21]

Ortu frowns and begins to think on how to get Germany to where he is. The trap was ready.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Gilbert sits down next to Ludwig with a half-puzzled expression, half-smirk.
What's ze matter younger brother? Have you had your beer yet?

[zerowing21]

Ortu has a sudden idea and makes a pressure plate to make the beer spray at Ludwig. He takes a deep breath and in his best fake female voice calls, "Free beer out front!" He then jumps into the bushes.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Beer and a woman? That's a combo almost as awesome as me!

[zerowing21]

Ortu silently snickers, waiting for the fun to start.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Oi bruder! How about some beer? It's free, and there's a lady included!

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Eh, why the hell not.
Ludwig follows Gilbert, who has already begun searching for the voice and the smell of beer.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Suddenly, Prussia treads on the pressure plate. Beer bursts up in his and Ludwig's faces, soaking them from head to toe.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

MY EYES!

[zerowing21]

Ortu silently laughs and silently slips away to the road. His brothers truck was in plane sight from where the two Germans were.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Gilbert rubs his eyes and whirls around.
Isn't that a truck?
The beer burns Gilbert's eyes again and he shuts his eyes immediately.

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Desperate to get into his home and run his eyes under the faucet, Ludwig runs around with his arms outstretched and knocks Gilbert over.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Gilbert spits out dirt as a bump appears on his forehead.
TOTALLY UNAWESOME, BRUDER! YOU'VE RUINED MY--OUR-- CHANCES OF GETTING THE PRETTY LADY!

[Elizabeta Héderváry]

Elizabeta arrives at Germany and gets out of the car. She sees Prussia on the floor and klonks him all over with her frying pan.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Several more bumps appear.
OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?! I FORGOT TO TORMENT YOU TODAY, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL!

[Elizabeta Héderváry]

GRATEFUL?! WHAT'S THIS, YOU LIAR?
Elizabeta shoves the love letter in Gilbert's face.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Gilbert reads the paper and his face goes completely red.
I DIDN'T WRITE THIS! THE-THE AWESOME ME DOESN'T WRITE LOVE LETTERS!
Gilbert thinks to himself, "I'm amazed at how much this looks like the awesome me's handwriting. When did I write this, and how did I fall in love with HUNGARY?!!"

[Elizabeta Héderváry]

S-STOP BLUSHING! YOU DID WRITE THIS, AND YOU DIDN'T REALLY MEAN WHAT YOU SAID!

[Ludwig Beilschmidt]

Ludwig becomes annoyed and breaks the two apart, trying to get them to stop fighting.

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