Re: McDonalds'

**Alfred Jones** 9/16/2012, 14:33

The scone smacks his forehead and slightly triggers his cow lick. A bump appears on Alfred's forehead.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE TO NANTUCKET?

Kyra Xyrespace 9/16/2012, 14:36

"A calculated casualty," I respond back. I hold out my hand again. "More ammo."

**Alfred Jones** 9/16/2012, 14:39

Alfred ducks under his dashboard and covers the back of his head with his hands.
HIT MY BACK, NOT THE PRECIOUS CITIZENS OF NANTUCKET!

Kyra Xyrespace 9/16/2012, 14:41

"TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"

**Arthur Kirkland** 9/16/2012, 14:42

Arthur hands Kyra a few more scones.

Kyra Xyrespace 9/16/2012, 14:45

I chuck a scone in America's direction.

**Alfred Jones** 9/16/2012, 14:57

The scone hits the horn on the driving wheel, explodes into charcoal, and lands on Alfred's back.
NOOO! NOW THAT'S JUST CRUEL TO THE FIFTY STATES, AND WE'RE IN ONE OF THEM!

Kyra Xyrespace 10/1/2012, 16:35

"Blah blah blah. Willing to play nice now?"

**Romano Vargas** 10/1/2012, 16:38

An employee pokes his head through the window and looks down at Alfred.
E-Excuse me sir, your hamburgers are ready.

**Alfred Jones** 10/1/2012, 16:39

AWESOME, DUDE! THANKS!
Alfred yanks the bag of hamburgers from the employee's hand and begins nomming away on three.

Kyra Xyrespace 10/1/2012, 16:42

I narrow my eyes.

"I think you dropped him on his head when he was a baby," I comment.

**Arthur Kirkland** 10/1/2012, 16:46

I wonder that to myself, too, at times..

Kyra Xyrespace 10/1/2012, 16:48

"Maybe leaving him alone all those times wasn't a good idea," I mutter before sticking my head back out the window to shout at America. "Hey!!! We need to discuss your terms of surrender!"

**Alfred Jones** 10/1/2012, 16:49

The HERO never surrenders!
Alfred stuffs two more burgers in his mouth and beams in Kyra's direction.

Kyra Xyrespace 10/1/2012, 16:50

I glower back at him.

**Alfred Jones** 10/1/2012, 16:51

Why the long face? Are you in danger?

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